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How it Works

you’re probably saying to yourself…
yeah, yeah, i know “Robert Says Relax” but whats in it for me?
well – You have a business, a talent, a side hustle. a few new customers wouldn’t hurt. sooo
you use the handy little submission form down there, and send what ever you want to plug. yourself, your business, your book, your movie, your services, your ministry, images links, logos anything you think will draw attention. We’ll take a look at it. we don’t want to promote anything that will get us in trouble (again). and if it’s cool and legit – we will post it. see the other plugs on this site and we’ll post it like those.
this is mostly inspired by my circle of friends that are brilliant and creative. it’s pretty much just for us, but we do increase our trusted connections so this can grow. i can think of a dozen of my friends who do marketable stuff and you probably can too… but it’s not the same dozen so it sort of snow balls (snicker). we can help ourselves and other folks too. we like to help others. they keep telling us that anyway.

this is not to start something and then make it blow-up and then sell it to amazon. i promise not to sell this to amazon – bwwahahahah like that’ll happen.

then what? rob-dog?

well… now you are being promoted to new people for free. so we kinda need a favor. look at the other folks on here… you probably know some of ’em. click on their links and check out their shit. if you like it – thumb-up it, friend them, comment, follow, hash-brown them, like, subscribe whatever the spacebook or myface thinks gages popularity. And it’s agreed by doing this – the others will do it back at ya. when it comes right down to it – even if you don’t give a shit – your brain knows justin’s got a clothing line, roberts specializes in gerbil insurance, i bet marium can cater the shit out of a wedding and so on.

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